You Might be a Mormon...

I needed something funny after my long day so here it is:
"There's a Mormon," by Jeff Foxworthy:
*** disclaimer this was sent to me several years ago, and I really don't know if Jeff Foxworthy wrote it or not, but it does follow his "you might be a redneck..." line of jokes.***
This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may
live in Utah, that may have lived in Utah or have heard about Mormons.

If all your dishes have you name written on them with masking tape..... you might be a Mormon
If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday..... you might be a Mormon
If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh..... you might be a Mormon
If your mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception..... you might be a Mormon
If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts..... you might be a Mormon
If you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups.....you might be a Mormon
If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house.....you might be a Mormon
If you've ever written a "Dear-John" to more than two missionaries on the same day..... you might be a Mormon
If you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard..... you might be a Mormon
If you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission..... you might be a Mormon
If you have never arrived at a meeting on time..... you might be a Mormon
If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries..... you might be a Mormon
If you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and The Glory"..... you might be a Mormon
If you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing..... you might be a Mormon
If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining..... you might be a Mormon
If you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers.....you might be a Mormon
If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi.....you might be a Mormon
If you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there....you might be a Mormon

You gotta admit that you have done atleast one of these things, and know someone who fits atleast a couple too.